Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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