but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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