All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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