God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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