Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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