Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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