I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
420 ftw
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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