i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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Shame?
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