talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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