Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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