I heard we made out
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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