You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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