Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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