i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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