Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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