just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You're like the curious george of whores
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We have started to decorate penises.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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