i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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