you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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