I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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