TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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