Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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