Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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