Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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