omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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