if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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