this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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