so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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