my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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