I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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