White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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