david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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