the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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