There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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