***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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