if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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