Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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