and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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