Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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