You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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