He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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