The maid of honor just puked.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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