so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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