I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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