I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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