that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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