so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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