just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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