yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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