do herpes really smell.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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