He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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